"Create a from-scratch, dairy-free, corn-free, wheat-free version of Bacon Ranch Pasta Salad inspired by the linked recipe. Make it beginner-friendly, quick/easy, and suitable for a household of 3. Use minimal processing ingredients and keep it low-inflammation friendly. Include bacon, a homemade ranch-style dressing without dairy, corn, wheat, soy, sesame, nuts, or gluten. Use imperial units only. Provide a complete recipe with ingredients, steps, prep/cook time, servings, and any helpful notes or substitutions."