"Create a fun, fictional-inspired crab burger in the style of a 'Krabby Patty' / SpongeBob-style crab burger. Make it a delicious seafood burger with crab as the star, suitable for home cooking, and keep it family-friendly. Use imperial units only. Include ingredients and clear step-by-step instructions, plus a brief note that it is inspired by a cartoon-style burger and not an official recipe."